If two prostitutes have sex, is it business or pleasure?

If two wrongs don’t make a right

do three rights still make a left?

If life is the longest thing we do, why do people say it’s short?

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If his name is Ryan Gosling and he’s 30 years old, shouldn’t we be calling him Goose by now?

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If a kiss is a lip-tickle, does that make ellipses romantic? hehehe

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